From the production house who brought you “Friday” by Rebecca Black comes another viral meme that will have us talking until 2014. This gem of a tune is called “Chinese Food”, featuring Alison Gold, who LOVES Chinese food, especially Chow Me-Me-Me-Me Mein!

When I was her age, I loved Chinese food too, but my parents wouldn’t dare let me rack up a bill of over 60 bucks of chicken fried rice, chow mein, and egg rolls. I also wouldn’t have been allowed to eat at a Chinese restaurant by myself or chill in a bedroom with my friends and a grown man in a panda suit.

Oh, and this is all just downright offensive and possibly worse than “Friday”.